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I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOW

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Customer Onboarding Specialist OpenClosed Y'all, I've said what the actual fuck so many times with this JD it's lost all meaning. I don't even know what to say, except that I don't think our existing ratings quite cover this one, so I had to create a special one: Possibly Psychotic. Not yet rated JobNimbusPossibly PsychoticOtherEarly CareerFull-timeOnsiteUtahUnited StatesI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosed JobNimbusPossibly PsychoticOtherEarly CareerFull-timeOnsiteUtahUnited StatesI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedSee listing OnsiteJobNimbusPossibly PsychoticOtherEarly CareerFull-timeOnsiteUtahUnited StatesI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosed 06 Apr 25
Senior Customer Success Manager OpenClosed No compensation, no mentions of benefits anywhere, no idea if it's onsite or remote, and the location is just "Usa, New York Office." Honestly, I'm not even convinced this is a real company. I'm gonna say Seriously, Maybe Don't. Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated AutoneSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWIT IS A MYSTERYUnited StatesClosed AutoneSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWIT IS A MYSTERYUnited StatesClosedSee listing AutoneSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWIT IS A MYSTERYUnited StatesClosed 20 Oct 24
Director of Support & Intelligence OpenClosed My new tagline is going to be - Bad Job Bingo: I read shitty Careers pages you don't have to. Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportHead of / DirectorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemote CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportHead of / DirectorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemoteSee listing RemoteCertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportHead of / DirectorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemote 14 Feb 24
Principal Customer Success Manager OpenClosed Now I'm drinking because it feels like I'm having a wake for whomever they convince to take this job. Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemote CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemoteSee listing RemoteCertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemote 14 Feb 24

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