...and also petting a cat
A lot of this commentary is quite a bit milder than what I originally wrote
also they were way fewer butt jokes than there could have been in this
and I feel like I deserve credit for that
And when you think you've dug deep enough
an empty, crusty, red-pilled shell of a Tech founder formerly famous for having a good idea that one time
Bad Job Bingo Shitposting Board of Directors
Bad Job Bingo Shitposting Focus Group
because what was really missing from supportlandia was extensive job description framing analyses
Be grateful there weren't any Hindenburg jokes in this
Boy that Communications degree is really coming in handy right about now
but I’d rather you just get hired into a nice place to work
considering I spent a fair amount of my evening making butt jokes for Bad Job Bingo
Go to the bottom of the Marianas Trench
hey I appreciate the entertainment value of a bad job as much as the next girl
I am a serious professional
I feel like I'm justified
If It's Neutral It's Not Technology
if you can't bless it get ready to make it new
I invoke my power as Surpreme Bad Job Bingo Dictator
I make no guarantees about Stephs though
in which I am both benevolent and wrathful
Listen Jensen McRae is an important part of my grieving process
no bears dogs or gazelles were harmed in the making of this issue
Really making love to the CAPSLOCK in this one
Sadly I could not find a Mitchells vs. The Machines gif good enough for this issue
shamelessly abusing goats as rhetorical devices
shamelessly abusing the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers as illustrative allegory
some good jobs in this batch
stunning and egregious lapses in judgment on the part of Tech CEOs who should know better