Customer Solutions Consultant
Spiff | $75,000-$108,000
Steph's Notes:
So much casual (and occasionally weirdly aggressive) ableism in this job listing:
We are looking for intelligent, analytical people with solid interpersonal skills for this role.
As opposed to what, rude dummies?
Highly analytical thinker with an innate ability to mentally map complex systems.
Must be able to re-enact the Sherlock mind palace scene on queue!
Professional, Reliable
I am DEEPLY curious about the kind of candidates they've gotten that they feel the need to specify these extremely basic qualities. How low is their bar?
The video on their careers page is 1) a product sales pitch, and 2) all dudes. Is the entire leadership team just dudes?
Worked here?
I rated the posting. You might know the place. Anything you can add about what the job is actually like is worth more than my read of the job description — that's the whole reason this box is here.
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